Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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