Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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