he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Randomize