Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
