I'm drive I can fine osifer
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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