Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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