Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
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