operation harelip BJ is a go
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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