He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I think I sprained my soul last night
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Randomize
