If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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