Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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