physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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