i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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