2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
operation harelip BJ is a go
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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