And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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