Ambien. No doubt about it.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
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