found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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