Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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