States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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