Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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