My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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