How'd it feel making her break her religion?
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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