my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
do herpes really smell.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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