D3 body, D1 cock
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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