did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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