So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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