I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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