return my video game
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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