god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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