That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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