Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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