Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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