She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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