I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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