quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
