I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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