So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
why is half of my head shaved?
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