I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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