so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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