idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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