This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Drunk is not a location!
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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