my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Randomize
