At least make sure they are 18
Why
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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