You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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