he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
