if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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