Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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