is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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