Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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