Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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