Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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