is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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