At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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