Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Randomize
