i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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