Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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