Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Drake has all the answers
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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